I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
(via crisiskontrol)
Antarctica is such bullshit there aren’t even any ants
(via a-spider)
remember when icarly was still airing
let it go freddy
(via crisiskontrol)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
oh my god.
(via crisiskontrol)
i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot
(Source: ohceanic, via circumcisions)
woah yahoo slow it down let’s talk this out
having a crush on someone who is dead set on not dating is probably the most annoying thing ever
having a crush on someone who is dead sucks too